Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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