it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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