she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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