sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
sex in a hospital.. check
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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