Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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