love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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