I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
40s are totally the cure
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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