ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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