My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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