People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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