Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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