i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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