definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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