barbara walters just said penis...
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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