Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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