"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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