oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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