Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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