I wanna bring you to show and tell
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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