Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
