i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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