I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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