...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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