I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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