he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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