Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
high people should be assigned attendants
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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