how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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