I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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