If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
