I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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