i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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