she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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