No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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