please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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