Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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