Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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