That's intense
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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