Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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