Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
