We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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