Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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