Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
God, I missed his penis.
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