I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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