I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Randomize
