Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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