and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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