is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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