Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Oh god it's open bar.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
