Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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