dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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