Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
they need to just BURY HIM!
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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