That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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