Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
is that a dick in a sweater?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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