Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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