Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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