You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
we should paint friendship bongs
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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