Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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